[noun] 1. A likelihood of evasion of a course of events by voluntary withdraw, removal or secreting away from a jurisdiction in order to avoid detention, arrest or interrogation, or the institution or continuance of civil, criminal or other proceedings. Also comprehends continued concealment in furtherance of such evasion. 2. A person characterized by the likelihood of such evasion.

Its in the by-laws.

  • "Spots! Match your fade times!"
  • "Sorry, I slipped"
  • "See? Now we have to do it again tomorrow. It was almost perfect, and you know equity rules state that when its perfect, we never have to do it again."

Old Yeller

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Spoiler alert: the kid kills the dog.

My god, I miss home today.

I miss the Barnes and Noble off the Pike in North Bethesda and the Starbucks at the corner of 7th and H in Chinatown and Red Velvet and the Georgetown Waterfront and Old Town Alexandria and the GW Parkway and my apartment on Mt Vernon with the ridiculous view of the Potomac and DC and Arlington and Alexandria and Maryland. Dear god, I’m homesick.

designcloud:

“Life is Beautiful” 

Installation by Farhad Moshiri using kitchen knives

Oh, Unrequited Love…

You are a sloppy, drunken, reckless bitch.

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shower

yes, yes and yes. thank you, glee, for assisting my already fairly vivid imagination.

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Deep, secret dreams…

I would love to be a pin-up girl someday.

Isn’t that great!? Isn’t that just kick you in the crotch, spit on your neck fantastic!?

—Rachel, Friends